Author name: Leianne Messina

  I adopted our “oops baby” Chow Aussie mix “Bandit” from a no kill animal shelter. He was the most hilarious, precious pooch ever.

  Best text received ever. I received this text from my daughter Isabella last night. If it took a trip to the hospital to prompt her to reach out then so be it. It’s been 3 years, 8 months and 28 days since I’ve seen my 2 kids due to parental alienation & brainwashing by

  I’m in the process of finding my 2 mugshots. Yep I’ve been jailed TWICE and rocked it-had a guard hit on me, THAT was special”. I don’t know why I don’t have my mughshots in my “headshot” portfolios. I’ll be rolling out my “Combover Comeback” line shortly (tshirts, hats) and will donate 25% of

  This guy is absolutely hilarious, but spot on for all of those rude colleagues, nosy friends, well-meaning but disrespectful family members who just can’t seem to keep their 2 cents out of your wallet. Use these GREAT COMEBACKS for their “I don’t remember asking for your opinion verbal assaults on you.” You’ll silence and

  The Combover Comeback I’m watching from afar (Maine). I too have a mugshot from Fulton County Georgia Rice Street Jail. Yep, falsely arrested (the 2nd time) hunted down by SWAT (associated with family of my stalker) had to turn myself in June 2020. True story. So I’m watching intently. I think HE SHOULD GET

  Why wait? If not now, WHEN? Pinch Me I Live in Maine

  I have this sign in my kitchen – BACON MAKES ME HAPPY. Life is too short. My philosophy, “I eat a little bit of everything and not a lot of any one thing.” It’s a take on celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis quote. Have you ever wondered why the USA is the most unhealthy,

  “My little brother invented the hashtag#hashtag. And why I wish he hadn’t” will be one of my next posts. hashtag#ChrisMessina Yep, look it up. Ask Siri or google, “Who invented the hashtag?“ they’ll tell you “Chris Messina” from NH, Carnegie Mellon grad (NOT the actor). He got the brains, I got the big mouth.

  “Pinch Me I Live in Maine” where real estate is really affordable. OK, here she is, my latest 1864 “Fanciful Farmette” (former saw mill), 19 acres and 850 feet of river frontage I’ll be “reviving” for under $275k. And I am buying her only by a miracle from God. In December 2019 I was